Kids say the darndest things. They also tell you some pretty funny stories if you open yourself to listen. The giant shares his experience at school with me…
Kids
Tic-Tac-Toe
Being a self-identified mean parent means no distracting devices during a meal. How do you keep your kids entertained?
Phases
I go through phases, just like the moon. But…don’t we all? Motivation will be UP and working out is easy, cleaning the house is effortless and my life is right on track. Then, in a blink of an eye, I realize the kids laundry hasn’t been done and we haven’t eaten anything that resembles fresh […]
Apple Watch
Call me old school, but I don’t love being attached to my phone. I don’t love that people assume you’ll respond to texts or emails .2 seconds after receiving them. Maybe it’s because I like to think before I respond or maybe I just want to be an introvert and live in a hole. That […]
Five Days – School Starts
If counting down the days to school start makes you a bad mom, than consider me terrible…at least for the last week or so. I like being at home with my monsters. I think the bonding that happens over good days, bad days and the in-between days is irreplaceable. However, when you work nights, sign […]
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The Juggle Act.
Circus, clowns, fire rings…those things have never really been “my thing”, but I’ve ALWAYS been amazed at the jugglers. Especially those that juggle eggs. If you drop a baseball or a tennis ball there really isn’t any consequences but if you drop an egg, there is a mess. If you drop a boiled egg you […]
Case of the Barfies
It really grosses me out when kids are barry sick. REALLY grosses me out. It’s even worse when they vomit outside of their own home. It does make me happy that I’m not a single parent. While I’m soothing and racing them to the toilet my partner in crime deals with the dirty work. Do […]